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Friday, June 3, 2016

Boy Or Girl !!!???!!!! Want to know the answer before it is finally out there!

Ever since you got pregnant - the one question that hasn’t left your mind is whether it is a boy or a girl. You want to start talking to the baby and are wondering how should I address the little one - call him ‘Him’ or call her ‘Her’?? And there is no way - any responsible doctor in India is ever going to spill the beans on that one. Even if they are fully convinced that you are not the kinds who will discriminate just for the gender, in spite of our highly matriarchal Indian society standards.

So then what do you do?? 

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These curiosities over the generations and across cultures has lead to a lot of exciting observations by our ancestors - which has led to a lot of myths about determining the gender of the baby inside. Some signs that your body will give away, some your mind, some your dreams and some by some weird techniques. Here’s a list of the most common ones:


BOY
GIRL
CRAVINGS
For Salty and spicy food!!
For Sweets and Desserts!!
SLEEPING PATTERN
If you slept a lot during the first trimester.
If you did not sleep much at all in the first trimester. 
SLEEPING SIDE
If you sleep more comfortably and naturally on the left
If you sleep more comfortable and naturally on the right
SKIN
If your skin is feeling normal as before or dry!
If your skin is feeling more oily than before, or if you had dry skin all your life and now suddenly it is oily!
ACNE
No acne or hardly any acne
Thanks to the oily skin - a new stock of acne
MORNING SICKNESS
Hardly any or not at all!!
Suffered a lot through the first trimester!!!
POSITION OF THE BUMP
If you are carrying the baby rather low - that is - the bump feels like growing more at the base!

The bump is protruding out right in front!!
If you are carrying the baby high - that is - the bump feels like growing a little higher - not more at the base. 

It is not just a bump protruding out - you feel round all over your waist.!!
HEADACHES
If you are complaining of a headache now, you are going to complain all your life - it is a naughty little boy. 
No headache now - no headache ever - sweet little girl!!
HEART BEAT
Under 140bpm
Above 140bpm
BREAST
The right breast is bigger
Areola has become darker.
The left breast is bigger
Areola is just the same as before.
MOOD
If you are chilled out - Boy!!
If you are more moody now - Girl!
LEGS
If they feel bigger - Boy!
if they are still the same - Girl!
YOUR GUT
If you deeply feel it’s a boy and cant even think of names if it were a girl - Boy!
If you are confused - you will remain confused!!
If you deeply feel it’s a girl and cant even think of names if it were a boy - Girl!
If you are confused - you will remain confused!!
FUNNY ONES:


SEX DRIVE
If you were the aggressive kinds in bed.
If you were the mellow kinds in bed.
WEDDING RING
If you hang your wedding ring over the bump, it swings in circles
If you hang your wedding ring over the bump, it swings side ways
OTHER TODDLERS
They are not interested in your belly.
They show special interest to your belly.
CONCEPTION AGE
If one of you are ‘Odd’ no. age and the other ‘Even’ no. age. (Eg. one is 33 and other 26)
If both are either ‘Odd’ no. age or ‘Even’ no. age. (Eg. One is 34 and other 32 or One is 27 and other 29)
HUSBAND’S WEIGHT
If he doesn't gain any weight, rather gets fitter - it’s a boy!
If he gains weight too - it’s a girl!!
CRAZY IDEAS             (NEVER TO TRY)


OLD DRANO EXPERIMENT
Mix Urine with Drano in a cup - it turns blue - Boy!
Mix Urine with Drano in a cup - it turns green - Girl!
BAKING SODA
Mix Urine with Baking Soda - If there is fizz - Boy!
Mix Urine with Baking Soda - No reaction - Girl!
GARLIC TEST
If you eat garlic gloves and they smell in your breath - Boy!
You eat many a garlic cloves and miraculously still no smell in your breath - Girl!

(Read, study your patterns, anticipate what you decipher and then one day when the gift unwraps - tell me whether the conclusion worked or failed!!! I'll do the same!!)

1 comment:

  1. I had bad morning sickness both my pregnancies,my baby bump was high and I had a smooth spotless face.....and the we're both boys.

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